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Post by eldiablo on May 27, 2014 17:19:28 GMT 10
I just watched a coupe of You tube vids on "stealth camping" - my comment = Oh Shit!
Check them out.
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Post by dING on May 28, 2014 14:58:19 GMT 10
Well I watched and looked at some
And well bin doing most of that stuff
For years just find a quiet spot pull
Over and camp for the night as for the
Rest alus believed that you leave the
Place better than ya found it.And If tis
Raining bridges are good as are BBQs
In rest areas the tables make a good bed
And if weather is real bad under em
With ya bit o tarp hanging down to keep
The weather out
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Post by eldiablo on May 30, 2014 19:03:26 GMT 10
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Post by eldiablo on May 31, 2014 9:24:19 GMT 10
Stealth camping Bondi Beach party at night or head for the Cross. Then sleep all day.  |
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Post by dING on May 31, 2014 11:50:14 GMT 10
Big Supermarkets in Towns
Are a good place to park
All night if ya Crampavan
They got toilets n water even
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Post by eldiablo on May 31, 2014 18:33:02 GMT 10
Big Supermarkets in Towns Are a good place to park All night if ya Crampavan They got toilets n water even Casino car parks are good and the Seagulls (open all night on the weekend) on the Tweed is good all the trucks stops at the big servos are good even have a truckies lounge with TV, cemeteries are good and have water. You could sleep in the gutter outside Maccas or KFCs if you wear fast food packaging camo and you can even do some dumpster diving, it does not get much better than that. |
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Post by dING on Jun 1, 2014 18:08:20 GMT 10
This might be relevant to some
DO YOU KNOW THE FRONT FROM THE BACK OF A TREE?
A REDNECK FROM GEORGIA DECIDES TO TRAVEL ACROSS THE SOUTH TO VIRGINIA TO SEE GOD'S COUNTRY. WHENHE GETS TO FRANKLIN , HE LIKES THE PLACE SO MUCH THAT HE DECIDES TO STAY. BUT FIRST HE MUST FIND A JOB!!!!
HE WALKS INTO THE INTERNATIONAL PAPER COMPANY OFFICE AND FILLS OUT AN APPLICATION AS AN II EXPERIENCED LOG INSPECTOR. IT'S HIS LUCKY DAY!!!THEY JUST HAPPEN TO BE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE, BUT FIRST, THE LOG FOREMAN TAKES HIM FOR A RIDE INTO THE FOREST IN THE COMPANY PICKUP TRUCK TO SEE HOW MUCH HE KNOWS.
THE FOREMAN STOPS THE TRUCK ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND POINTS AT A TREE "SEE THAT TREE OVER THERE? I WANT YOU TO TELL ME WHAT SPECIES IT IS AND HOW MANY BOARD FEET OF LUMBER IT CONTAINS."
THE REDNECK PROMPTLY ANSWERS, "THAT THAR'S A WHITEPINE, 383 BOARD FEET OF LUMBER IN 'ER."
THE FOREMAN IS IMPRESSED!!! HE PUTS ABOUT A MILE DOWN THE ROAD. HE POINTS AT ANOTHER TREE THROUGH THE PASSENGER WINDOW AND ASKS THE SAME QUESTION. THIS TIME, IT'SA BIGGER TREE OF A DIFFERENT CLASS.
"THAT'S A LOBLOLLY PINE AND SHE'S GOT ABOUT 456 CLEAR BOARD FEET."
THE FOREMAN IS REALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE GOOD OL' BOY, HE HAS BEEN QUICK AND GOT THE ANSWERS RIGHT WITHOUT USING A CALCULATOR!!!!
ONE MORE TEST. THEY DRIVE A LITTLE FURTHER DOWN THE ROAD, AND THE FOREMAN STOPS AGAIN. THIS TIME, HE POINTS ACROSS THE ROAD THROUGH HIS DRIVER SIDE WINDOW AND SAYS, "AND WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE?"
BEFORE THE FOREMAN FINISHES POINTING, THE REDNECK SAYS, "WHITE OAK, 242 BOARD FEET AT BEST."
THE FOREMAN SPINS THE TRUCK AROUND AND HEADS BACK TO THE OFFICE A LITTLE TICKED OFF BECAUSE HE THINKS THE RED NECK IS SMARTER THAN HE IS. AS THEY NEAR THE OFFICE, ANOTHER FOREMAN STOPS THE TRUCK AND ASKS BUBBA TO STEP OUTSIDE.HE HANDS HIM A PIECE OF CHALK AND TELLS HIM, "SEE THATTREE OVER THERE?" "I WANT YOU TO MARK AN "X"ON THE FRONT OF THAT TREE!!"
THE FOREMAN THINKS TO HIMSELF, "IDIOT, HOW WOULD HE KNOW WHICH IS THE FRONT OF THE TREE?"
BUBBA REACHES THE TREE, HE GOES AROUND IT IN A CIRCLE WHILE LOOKING AT THE GROUND. HE THEN REACHES UP AND PLACES A WHITE X ON THE TRUNK. WALKS BACK TO THE FOREMAN AND HANDS HIM THE CHALK. "THAT THAR'S THE FRONT," THE REDNECK SAYS.
THE FOREMAN LAUGHS TO HIMSELF AND ASKS SARCASTICALLY, "HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU KNOW THAT'S THE FRONT OF THE TREE?"
THE GOOD OL' BOY LOOKS DOWN AT HIS FEET, WHILE RUBBING THE TOE OF HIS LEFT BOOT CLEANING IT IN THE GRAVEL AND REPLIES, "CUZ SOMEBODY TOOK A SH$T BEHIND IT!"
HE GOT THE JOB.
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Post by clem on Jun 1, 2014 19:22:23 GMT 10
Hahaha ding!
I looked at the vid above but the stealth bloke was so well hidden, all I could see was trees.
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